The only leads the police have are his kindergarten class, which means Agent Reed has to go undercover as a teacher to find it. The flash drive was in the hands of a kindergarten teacher at Hunts Bay, the most prestigious elementary school in the county. Why the database was only backed up on one flash drive is anyone’s guess. If it falls into the hands of Zogu (Aleks Paunovic), a villain so underdeveloped I continually forgot he existed, the lives of those in the witness protection agency are at risk. Agents Reed (Dolph Lundgren) and Sanders (Bill Bellamy) are assigned to track down a flash drive that contains the database for the Witness Protection Agency. The plot is serviceable enough, albeit not without its fair share of holes. Technically, it is that, but it’s so lazy and occasionally horribly off the mark in regards to humor that it plunges into movie purgatory. At its worst, it’d be a harmless action comedy with an attempt at having a heart. With that being said, I honestly didn’t expect “Kindergarten Cop 2” to be that bad. When it was announced Universal was greenlighting a direct-to-video sequel to “Kindergarten Cop” with Dolph Lundgren replacing Arnold Schwarzenegger, I was excited! Not for the right reasons, mind you, but because I’m the Cinemasochist and there will always be a special place in my heart for terrible films. And trust me, “Kindergarten Cop 2” is a waste of time! Even with low expectations, it disappoints. If you’re like me and are a glutton for punishment, that will seal the deal for you to waste a hundred minutes of your life. From the director of “Who’s Your Caddy?” comes “Kindergarten Cop 2.” If that doesn’t scare you away, nothing will.
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